Thursday, February 24, 2011

An Ode to The Husband...

As sung to the tune of Lullaby and Goodnight...

Grab your man, hold him tight, let him get right inside you,
Let him love you, hold him closely,
Never ever let him go.

Cup his buns, rub his back, put his face in your lap,
Really tease, never leave,
Let him give you a smack.

For through God, you are here, fate has brought you together,
So enjoy him, be so grateful,
Let your bodies be as one.

All the kids are asleep, there is no one to punch,
You have finally cleaned all the crumbs up from lunch.

So get nude, maybe crude,
It's your God-given blessing,
Don some lace now,
Pick your place now,
And remember you're his Wife.

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